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(508): View more from Massachusetts

They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

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(253): View more from Washington

You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

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(614): View more from Ohio

Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

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(256): View more from Alabama

we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?

(518): View more from New York

No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins

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(480): View more from Arizona

I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..

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(678): View more from Georgia

apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.

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