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(609): View more from New Jersey

he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Maybe she gives good head

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A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head

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(573): View more from Missouri

Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.

(573): View more from Missouri

I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.

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