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(561): View more from Florida

I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order

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(415): View more from California

There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it

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