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(303): View more from Colorado

if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.

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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.

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(503): View more from Oregon

iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.

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