Texts From Last Night · am_bular's Favorites

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water

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(417): View more from Missouri

He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And to think..we used to do everything sober...

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.

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(518): View more from New York

he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."

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(619): View more from California

I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.

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