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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

wasnt he a virgin

(732): View more from New Jersey

yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?

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well apparently not.

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(208): View more from Idaho

U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

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(917): View more from New York City

i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.

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was the water running?

(917): View more from New York City

yeah but he said he knows how to swim

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(519): View more from Ontario

Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

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