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(737): View more from Texas

and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"

(303): View more from Colorado

I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani

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(253): View more from Washington

Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.

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