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(973): View more from New Jersey

DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Another day, another engagement, another cat

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(817): View more from Texas

We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...

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(318): View more from Louisiana

In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.

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(541): View more from Oregon

A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.

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(319): View more from Iowa

If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now

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