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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...

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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.

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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.

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(712): View more from Iowa

just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.

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