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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.

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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.

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DRUNK CANOEING

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Please text me if you survive.

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LAND HO BITCH

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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.

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