Texts From Last Night · caroline27597's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

caroline27597's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"

Fav 9 1323 4662
share tweet
(972): View more from Texas

I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

Fav 89 14465 1616
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+61): View more from Australia

She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...

Fav 50 11811 3020
share tweet
(859): View more from Kentucky

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!

(1-859): View more from Kentucky

please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"

Fav 20 7237 1849
share tweet
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

Fav 15 1386 5732
share tweet
(417): View more from Missouri

You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?

(573): View more from Missouri

You can't be serious.

Fav 58 3658 1014
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname

Fav 62 7812 1223
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

Fav 29 6375 1509
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT