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(318): View more from Louisiana

Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.

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(408): View more from California

if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips

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(714): View more from California

I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina

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(712): View more from Iowa

I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.

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