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(319): View more from Iowa

For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..

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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

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(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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(352): View more from Florida

Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.

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