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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.

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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out

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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????

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(801): View more from Utah

Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

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Toaster

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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whats a bus flip?

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idk but apparently i invented it

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