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These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.

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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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