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(870): View more from Arkansas

These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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(501): View more from Arkansas

This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

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(716): View more from New York

just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We stopped her at 12

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12 shots? Or 12 midnight?

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Which answer would freak you out less

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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