The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Someone came in the potted fern
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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