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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.

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(817): View more from Texas

As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.

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(316): View more from Kansas

You love me.

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That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!

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What?

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I have a yeast infection.

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(631): View more from New York

woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?

(516): View more from New York

you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."

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