Texts From Last Night · emilyq's Favorites

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(609): View more from New Jersey

His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.

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(503): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

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(248): View more from Michigan

first off, his name is dougie. strike one.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i dont know what to do

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with your life?

(732): View more from New Jersey

no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3

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(813): View more from Florida

Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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I ordered a moonbounce.

(813): View more from Florida

Fuck, you win.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?

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(954): View more from Florida

i just sent this text using only my big toe

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(216): View more from Ohio

Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

(440): View more from Ohio

Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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Holy shit r u serious? How?

(440): View more from Ohio

Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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