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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.

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(404): View more from Georgia

The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans

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who is canola oil?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you're an idiot.

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(229): View more from Georgia

please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.

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(904): View more from Florida

bring the vodka.

(1-904): View more from Florida

i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?

(904): View more from Florida

we are.

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(415): View more from California

Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

(415): View more from California

Recession joke.

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