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(914): View more from New York

I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero

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(519): View more from Ontario

Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.

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(310): View more from California

Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

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(360): View more from Washington

Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.

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