isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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