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(+49): View more from Germany

Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Church boner. Awkwardddd

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(720): View more from Colorado

This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.

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(561): View more from Florida

george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.

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(703): View more from Virginia

How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"

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