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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.

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(903): View more from Texas

I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.

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(516): View more from New York

If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.

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(914): View more from New York

every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now

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