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(207): View more from Maine

remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out

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(914): View more from New York

Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.

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(613): View more from Ontario

She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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(607): View more from New York

Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

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(386): View more from Florida

And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur

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(828): View more from North Carolina

i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches

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(850): View more from Florida

If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.

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