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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.

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(214): View more from Texas

I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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(503): View more from Oregon

I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.

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