Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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