dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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