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(207): View more from Maine

You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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(475): View more from Connecticut

just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles

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exact location. now.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience

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(613): View more from Ontario

His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that

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(269): View more from Michigan

just do him I won't tell jon

(1-269): View more from Michigan

um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore

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(310): View more from California

my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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(917): View more from New York City

omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.

(310): View more from California

wait, who's paul?

(917): View more from New York City

exactly.

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(310): View more from California

So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes

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