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(251): View more from Alabama

Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"

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(214): View more from Texas

hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?

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(512): View more from Texas

everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf

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(419): View more from Ohio

i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

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(757): View more from Virginia

if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.

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(630): View more from Illinois

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

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