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(585): View more from New York

you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated

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(936): View more from Texas

You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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(512): View more from Texas

someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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(416): View more from Toronto

He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

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(702): View more from Nevada

well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.

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