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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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(530): View more from California

Maybe I'm a robot.

(831): View more from California

You can't be that drunk already

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(970): View more from Colorado

I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.

(970): View more from Colorado

I am going to be fat forever.

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