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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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(716): View more from New York

The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons

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(801): View more from Utah

I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.

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(530): View more from California

it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam

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