Texts From Last Night · keystone_killer's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

keystone_killer's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(740): View more from Ohio

hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

Fav 14 981 5561
share tweet
(954): View more from Florida

so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

Fav 30 3343 5376
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

Fav 18 5183 2378
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

Fav 179 88547 4081
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Fav 445 115818 11196
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Fav 842 146092 10744
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(609): View more from New Jersey

This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.

Fav 30 7598 1593
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(651): View more from Minnesota

The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.

Fav 34 1021 4568
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT