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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.

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(386): View more from Florida

I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks

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(310): View more from California

Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?

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(+61): View more from Australia

I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."

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(386): View more from Florida

Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.

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