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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

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(315): View more from New York

I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(916): View more from California

my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.

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(562): View more from California

the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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