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(502): View more from Kentucky

update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Please get laid.

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(301): View more from Maryland

i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please

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(773): View more from Illinois

smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands

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