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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.

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(305): View more from Florida

you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out

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(512): View more from Texas

watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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(404): View more from Georgia

my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

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