Texts From Last Night · lefty

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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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i hate you

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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick

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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices

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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.

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(804): View more from Virginia

she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.

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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??

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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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