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(228): View more from Mississippi

Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.

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(425): View more from Washington

My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer

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(970): View more from Colorado

If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

You're my favorite person

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried

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(607): View more from New York

Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!

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