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(650): View more from California

You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself

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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am

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(650): View more from California

Is it normal to miss your booty call?

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(650): View more from California

my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp

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