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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city

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(330): View more from Ohio

Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...

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(907): View more from Alaska

my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up

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(907): View more from Alaska

I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation

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