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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?

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(916): View more from California

nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did everyone make it back alive?

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You say that with such hope.

(217): View more from Illinois

Is that a no?

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(317): View more from Indiana

and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way

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