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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?

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(602): View more from Arizona

I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.

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(863): View more from Florida

sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it

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(404): View more from Georgia

He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying

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(214): View more from Texas

She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

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