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(406): View more from Montana

sick fucks of a feather flock together

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's shedding

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I told you penises don't tan

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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(407): View more from Florida

I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much

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Like they're going to fly away?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase

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(810): View more from Michigan

It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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(775): View more from Nevada

If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

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