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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."

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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener

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(404): View more from Georgia

Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.

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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.

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