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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.

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Good thing spelling doesn't count.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.

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(319): View more from Iowa

On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

(316): View more from Kansas

Toaster

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(319): View more from Iowa

just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Heyyyy darlin are you busy?

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.

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(319): View more from Iowa

How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(641): View more from Iowa

is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.

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