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(317): View more from Indiana

What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?

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(661): View more from California

His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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(404): View more from Georgia

he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off

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(205): View more from Alabama

I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.

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(802): View more from Vermont

OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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(850): View more from Florida

it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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