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(619): View more from California

Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell

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That's the classiest thing you've ever said.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?

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(469): View more from Texas

Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.

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