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(703): View more from Virginia

I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Actions speak louder than pants.

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(917): View more from New York City

I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"

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(217): View more from Illinois

if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test

(1-217): View more from Illinois

wow, a mother in the making

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice

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(519): View more from Ontario

Clothes are such an inconvenience.

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