Texts From Last Night · simplysolace's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jayms hasn't picked any favorites yet.

simplysolace's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.

Fav 56 1347 5274
share tweet
(802): View more from Vermont

you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.

Fav 15 5968 1258
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

Fav 29 9414 2388
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."

Fav 124 42105 3339
share tweet
(937): View more from Ohio

Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal

Fav 25 5178 2241
share tweet
(727): View more from Florida

he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

Fav 39 5839 1265
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(918): View more from Oklahoma

When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty

Fav 19 1535 7158
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

i perioded on his leg

(714): View more from California

on. his. leg.

Fav 49 1388 11048
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT